MMM Nigeria Participants In  Panic As Scheme Freezes  Participants’ Money Till Next  Year

*Someone used his school fees to invest in MMM, the guy never wake up since morning…

* I have been consoling people as if the loss someone

* MMM wahala. I just called security, to monitor my friend. That borrowed #200k from someone and happily invested it.. expecting better returns, He has been playing with rope since morning dnt knw weda he is skipping abi she wants to commit suicide… 😂😂

MMM WhatsApp group
Member: Admin Has MMM crashed?
Admin: We froze accounts to upgrade it. Relax.
2 minutes later. *Admin has left LOLS

* I was drinking Hollandia yoghurt wen someone called me to say Dat MMM Nigeria has been frozen. Oboy, D Hollandia started testing like Alomo.

* Of course, there is no physical address for MMM in Nigeria. So, no matter how heated your anger is, you can’t burn MMM down.

* I borrowed my friend #1,200 last week to add to his alawee of #19,800 to fund his MMM account. Nigga been crying in five different languages

* At least MMM has given us excuse this Christmas period for our girlfriends.
Babe – Brian do Christmas for me.
Me – MMM is with my money.




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